{"id":52,"date":"2009-04-29T18:35:54","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T02:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/?p=52"},"modified":"2009-04-29T18:41:42","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T02:41:42","slug":"big-5-coming-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Big #5 coming up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/p5010190_sm.jpg\" title=\"big day coming\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/p5010190_sm.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"big day coming\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"baseline\" width=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/p5010190_sm.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"big day coming\" height=\"1\" \/>Somehow, by some random cosmic accident, H\u00c2\u00a0is about to reach the age of 5\u00c2\u00a0without burning down the house,\u00c2\u00a0causing a lawsuit, or creating any other natural or unnatural\u00c2\u00a0calamities\u00c2\u00a0(that we know of).\u00c2\u00a0 But he&#8217;s going to give it one more try on Saturday when we host a big birthday party for his Hankness. We hope to have pics up\u00c2\u00a0and maybe some viddy of the shindig. Pierards will be there, and\u00c2\u00a0a whole\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/gallery\/main.php?g2_itemId=912\">hungry locust swarm of Hank&#8217;s classmates<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, by some random cosmic accident, H\u00c2\u00a0is about to reach the age of 5\u00c2\u00a0without burning down the house,\u00c2\u00a0causing a lawsuit, or creating any other natural or unnatural\u00c2\u00a0calamities\u00c2\u00a0(that we know of).\u00c2\u00a0 But he&#8217;s going to give it one more try on Saturday when we host a big birthday party for his Hankness. We hope to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-special-days","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}