{"id":1076,"date":"2017-01-23T09:59:14","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T17:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2017-01-23T09:59:14","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T17:59:14","slug":"george-w-bush-vs-rain-poncho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/?p=1076","title":{"rendered":"George W. Bush VS Rain Poncho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who will win this epic battle? Keep reading to find out!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1080\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2979-258x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2979-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2979.jpg 825w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here we see Mr. Bush with his rain poncho, which will soon become his nightmare.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1079\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2980-219x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2980-219x300.jpg 219w, https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2980.jpg 701w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The fight begins! Mr. Bush frantically fights to get the poncho on.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1078\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2981-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2981-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2981.jpg 737w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But he fails miserably, with his face in a &#8220;Poncho Head-lock&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1077\" src=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2982-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2982-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_2982.jpg 742w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At this point in time, he has just given up. The rain poncho wins.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I bet this is how all of us felt this election. I hope I managed to get a good laugh, and cheer you up. Thanks for reading!<\/p>\n<p>-Henry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who will win this epic battle? Keep reading to find out! Here we see Mr. Bush with his rain poncho, which will soon become his nightmare. The fight begins! Mr. Bush frantically fights to get the poncho on. But he fails miserably, with his face in a &#8220;Poncho Head-lock&#8221;. At this point in time, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1081,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions\/1081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrydryden.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}